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Touch This
Catholic schoolboys, first love and a little bastard.
The Mormon Cookie
2 drag queens, one dumped boyfriend and some suspect baked goods.
The Importance of Being Earnest as Performed by Three F*cking Queens & A Duck [available through Lulu.com]
A disgraceful tale of envy and neediness as three less-than-talented and overly ambitious actors strive to perform with dignity and half baked ambition in the role of their lives.
Here & After [available through Lulu.com]
A war time romance with a difference.
Monstrous Acts [available through Lulu.com]
Two men in a French prison in 1440 find love and solace in the bleakest of times.
Mr Braithwaite Has A New Boy [available through Lulu.com]
An almost love story between a rent boy and his client.
Searching For David [available through Lulu.com]
"I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free" - The tragic story of Michelangelo and the beautiful doomed youth who was the inspiration for his greatest creation.
Dead Queen [available through Lulu.com]
A piss-elegant show queen gets it in the back in this glorious revenge fantasy.
The Boy On The Beach [available through Lulu.com]
Lust, lust and a lack of fidelity. There are worse things than getting sand in your cracks!
Jane Austen's Guide To Pornography [available through Lulu.com]
Jane Austen is on her last lungs and looking for a hit. In the meantime another more modern writer is having issues of his own.
The Adventures Of Butt Boy & Tigger [available through Lulu.com]
Two boys leap from one pornographic adventure after another. Lonely hearts online and looking for a different way to connect.
Men In Lycra Rowing Shorts [and other fantasies] [available through Lulu.com]
Love, Death & Other Fantasies. Falling in love with straight men, Drag Queens of Death and other tales of outrage, lust and redemption.
Naked [available through Lulu.com]
Tales of lust, desire, revenge and death set in a male sauna. Foreplays of a different kind.
Four Queens In Hawaiian Shirts [Second Edition]
[available through Lulu.com]
It's Survivor meets Baby Jane as four boys head north for fun in the sun only to find their gay holiday destination has had a change of management. Broken hearts in the tropics.
4Q2 Four Queens : Fully Committed
The filthy sequel to Four Queens In Hawaiian Shirts. Tom & Kyle and getting hitched and no one is happy. A piss-take on gay marriage.
Four Queens 3: Who's A Pretty Boy Then?
The latest and last uncalled sequel in the Four Queens trilogy. Gay adoption gets a royal serve.
Filthy Pervert Seeks Same
Monologues and scenes connected by a theme of lust, love and desire.
Brad Pitt, Why Haven't You Called?
Looking for love in all the wrong places. A man's search for Mr Right and how his big mouth and his best friends and keep getting in the way.
Betty-Jo Bullthwaite's Country Calamity
A bad taste country & western cabaret for two.
Big Dicks On Stage [available through Lulu.com]
Selling out just to sell out. A comedy about a playwright having trouble getting it up.
Gorgeous Bastard!
A gay wedding table at a straight wedding and it seems everyone knows the groom...intimately.
Behind You! Behind You!
Half Panto, half comedy, Half Cocked! A very bent panto with kings, queens, ogres and pussy!
Rust in The Dust
Sicko country & western singer Betty Jo and friends return for a wake. Some of the vilest numbers you'll even sing along with.
The Art Of Being Still Part One
[available through Lulu.com] A serious comedy. Seven friends living and loving in the time of AIDS.
The Art Of Being Still Part Two: The Gathering Of Vampires [available through Lulu.com]
The sequel to The Art Of Being Still. A story of friendship, love and moving on.
The Ladies Choice
Three women from different parts of this century, each with her own story to tell. A play with songs.
The Night My Boyfriend Turned Into An Idiot
Sometimes love means shutting the hell up! Two men fall in love and build a relationship then do battle to keep it going.
The Realm Of Wasps
Based on the life of playwright Joe Orton and his relationship with Ken Halliwell.
The White Rose [available through Lulu.com]
A gay Greek farce. Getting married just for some whitegoods with a little bit of Nana Mouskouri thrown in.
Greetings From A Small Planet
Monologues. A one man show about hope, love, desire, passion and memory.
Love In A Cubicle [available through Lulu.com]
First love, lust and looking for a happy ending. Ah, me.